Advocating for the heavyweight Click here!

Bret isn't comfortable in his own skin and it shows! Jordan is always coming off a diet and hates people that "came up from the kitchen"! Justin's body is a temple, one in which nobody would want to enter!

Equality for all!

If you are of any race or gender beware! Bret wishes he wasn't such a racist but there is something about being "yellow" that he can't understand. Brandon was an accidental racist in his former life and has since come to the realization that maybe it is just midgets and women he has a problem with? Justin gets real instead of being so politically correct and it makes him a racist for sure! This episode includes an apology to all mentioned, sorry but its just so funny!

Cannibas Culture

Jordan will do anything to insure people like him, literally anything. Bret hopes his confessions will bring him his much sought after "street cred". Whilst Justin sits on his high horse casting judgement upon all involved.

Juggalos, Ningas, and Faygo! Click here

Bret puts his life on the line by calling out a vicious Juggalo! Jordan is hip to the Juggalo life and desperately wants to fard his face! Justin defends the Juggalo lifestyle like a true blue neck!

Episode 1

Bret discusses his love of dinosaurs, Jordan is torn between being a Gothic Lolita and just a dude walking around in tights for Halloween. While Justin comes at the Asians pretty hard! CLICK HERE

Episode 00 "The dry run"

This is the debut of the genius that is Vain Janglings, with plenty more to come! Click here for hilarity!